The sounds of Heathrow

The deal - some guys made up names and got staff at London's Heathrow airport to read them out over the loud speaker. Some things just don't look like they end up sounding :)

Looks like... Reads like... Sounds like...
Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed I hate this fucking job, and I will be fired
Arhevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie I've just been fired, and bye-bye everybody
Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest I need a piss quick, and my legs are crossed
Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet Oo-ah, that feels better and now I need a shit
Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard
Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee Still, I got my own back and took a piss in his tea