What is this shit?
what is this shit?
These files were collected over many years of BBS and internet use. If it's here, I laughed when I first saw it. That's the entire deal. Keep in mind I was a teenager when I started.
I guarantee some of it is older than you. Shitposting ain't new, chombatta.
Where do I start?
Try my Personal favourites.
If you have any comments or run into any problems, email me.
Obviously I find the whole lot funny. But some in particular stand out for the sheer amount they made me laugh when I found them. If you skipped any of these.... read them now :)
- An extremely funny story about duelling and religious debate. [Local copy of what used to be another site's file.]
- Blunt Trauma, sequel the "personal diary in hell" of someone with the ultimate Cow-orker. Endorsed by Scott Adams, as if it's not enough that *I* think it's funny :)
- bash.org | Top Quotes from irc. Serious geek humour. Some are very dodgy but the good ones make up for it. One of my favourites:
<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS