25 Best Country Songs Titles Of All Time

These are all genuine songs, mainly released in the United States (how surprising).

  1. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye!
  2. I Don't Know whether To Kill Myself or Go Bowling
  3. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life,Then Number Two On You
  4. I Sold A Car To A Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don't Run - So we're even
  5. Mamma Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
  6. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
  7. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles
  8. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
  9. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
  10. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
  11. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Getting' Better
  12. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight,Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
  13. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
  14. I'm So Miserable Without You; It's like Having You Here
  15. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin'On My Back And Cryin' Over You
  16. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
  17. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You
  18. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
  19. Please Bypass This Heart
  20. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
  21. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
  22. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
  23. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
  24. She's Lookin' Better After Every Beer
  25. I Haven't Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, But I've Sure Woke Up With a Few