Beer vs. Religion
Top ten reasons beer is better than religion:
- No one will kill you for not drinking Beer
- Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
- Beer has never caused a major war.
- They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
- When you have Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
- Nobody has ever been burned at the stake, hanged or tortured over their brand of Beer.
- You don't have to wait more than 2000 years for a second Beer.
- There are laws saying that Beer labels can't lie to you.
- You can prove you have a Beer.
- If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.
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