His and Her Versions of a Perfect Day

The perfect day according to HER

8:45
wake up to hugs and kisses
9:00
5 Pounds lighter on the scale
9:30
Light Breakfast
11:00
Sunbathe
12:30
Lunch with best friend at Outdoor Cafe
1:45
Shopping
2:30
Run into Boyfriend's/Husband's ex - notice she's gained weight
3:00
Manicure, Facial, Massage, Nap.
7:30
Candlelight dinner for 2 and dancing.
10:00
Make Slow, sweet, romantic love.
11:30
Pillow talk in his big strong arms.

The perfect day according to HIM

10:00
Wake up
10:02
Oral Sex
10:10
Big Breakfast
11:30
Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous babe
2:15
Enormous lunch
3:15
Oral sex
3:25
Play sports with the guys
4:30
Drink Beer with the guys
6:30
Meet supermodel
6:40
Oral sex
6:50
Huge dinner, more beer
11:00
Full on, get down, gorilla sex
11:10
sleep.