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The deal - some guys made up names and got staff at London's Heathrow airport to read them out over the loud speaker. Some things just don't look like they end up sounding :)
| Looks like... | Reads like... | Sounds like... |
|---|---|---|
| Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed | I hate this fucking job, and I will be fired | |
| Arhevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie | I've just been fired, and bye-bye everybody | |
| Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest | I need a piss quick, and my legs are crossed | |
| Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet | Oo-ah, that feels better and now I need a shit | |
| Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted | My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard | |
| Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee | Still, I got my own back and took a piss in his tea |