Dark Side of the Library

  • Adventure. Heh! Remuneration. Heh! A librarian craves not these things.
  • You must learn the ways of the MARC.
  • AACR can have a strong influence on the weak-minded.
  • Sir, the possibility of successfully negotiating a pay rise is approximately 3,720 to 1.
  • When ten years long service you reach, look as good you will not.
  • If this is the the diplomatic section where is your copy of Statesmans Yearbook?
  • You are a member of the vandal alliance and a traitor. Take her away.
  • The Wheel has turned full circle. When we last met I was but a library assistant. Now I am a librarian.
    Only a Librarian of Evil, Darth.
  • I see you have constructed a new Marc Record. Now your skills are complete.
  • The Cataloguer will show you the true nature of Dewey.
  • <Sinister humming noise>And now Mrs Abathnot we will discuss the location of the missing library books.
  • Fear will keep the outlying patrons in line. Fear of this work station.
  • This was your Fathers card catalogue. Not as clumsy or as random as an OPAC. A more civilised catalogue for a more elegent age.
  • That's no small branch library.