Dark Side of the Library

Adventure. Heh! Remuneration. Heh! A librarian craves not these things.
You must learn the ways of the MARC.
AACR can have a strong influence on the weak-minded.
Sir, the possibility of successfully negotiating a pay rise is approximately 3,720 to 1.
When ten years long service you reach, look as good you will not.
If this is the the diplomatic section where is your copy of Statesmans Yearbook?
You are a member of the vandal alliance and a traitor. Take her away.
The Wheel has turned full circle. When we last met I was but a library assistant. Now I am a librarian.
Only a Librarian of Evil, Darth.
I see you have constructed a new Marc Record. Now your skills are complete.
The Cataloguer will show you the true nature of Dewey.
<Sinister humming noise>And now Mrs Abathnot we will discuss the location of the missing library books.
Fear will keep the outlying patrons in line. Fear of this work station.
This was your Fathers card catalogue. Not as clumsy or as random as an OPAC. A more civilised catalogue for a more elegent age.
That's no small branch library.

Funny Shit