Aussie Words

These were results for an Ozwords comp where entrants were asked to take an Australian word, alter it by only one letter, and supply a new and witty definition.

You'll probably need to be an Aussie to understand!

billabonk
to make passionate love beside a waterhole.
bludgie
a partner who doesn't work but is kept as a pet.
dodgeridoo
a fake indigenous artefact.
lyrebard
Ern Malley
mateshit
all your flat mate's belongings lying strewn around the floor.
licky
a day off you get by asking the boss nicely.
barramondi
the sickie taken after Sunday, for the purpose of fishing.
fair drinkum
good quality Aussie wine.
klangaroo
the sound a roo makes when it hits your bull bar.
flatypus
a cat which has been run over by a vehicle.
yabble
the unintelligible language of Australian freshwater crustaceans.
carlton drift
the wayward walk home from the pub
bushwanker
a pretentious drongo who reckons he's above average when it comes to handling himself in the scrub.
shornbag
a sheila with a brazillian wax.