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How many University of Sydney students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.

How many Deakin students does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but he gets 40 credit points for it.

How many Wollongong students does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Illawarra looks better in the dark.

How many UQ students does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They hold the bulb and the world revolves around them.

How many Latrobe students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Latrobe isn't a real university.

How many UNSW students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to design a nuclear-powered one that never needs changing, one to
figure out how to power the rest of Randwick using that nuked lightbulb, two
to install it, and one to write the computer program that controls the wall
switch.

How many Macquarie students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect David Jones outfit
to wear for the occasion.

How many Tasmanian students does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Launceston doesnt have electricity.

How many QUT students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and the other to say loudly how he did it nearly
as well as any UQ student.

How many UNE students does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. She calls a Southern Cross student to do it.

How many Monash students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they were at a
better school, the lightbulb wouldnt go out.

How many Adelaide students does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But she can't do it on Friday night.

How many Flinders students does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But she cant do it on Thursday, Friday or Saturday night.

How many WASM students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven. One to change the light bulb and six to throw a party because he didnt
screw it in upside down this time.

How many Murdoch students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Seven. One to screw it in and six to figure out how to power it on manure.

How many Western Sydney students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to do it and four to be in the SMH photo of it.

How many U of Vic students does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Briquette lamps don't burn out, man!

How many Territory students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to do it and three to translate the instructions.

How many ANU students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. They make it a campus-wide affair.

How many University of Southern Queensland students does it take to screw
in a lightbulb?

Theres a university in Toowoomba?

How many Edith Cowan students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. It's a postgrad course.

How many Griffith students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but only if they can do it online from home.

How many Canberra students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They screw everything, why not a light bulb?

How many Bond students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Daddy buys them a new lamp, then the student insists they did it better
than anyone else.

It's a trick question. All unis are basically the same, people :)