What I have learned as I have matured
- I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk
them and hope they panic and give in.
- I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.
- I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion,
not proof, to destroy it.
- I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After
that, you'd better have a big weenie or huge boobs.
- I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more
screwed up than you think.
- I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're finished.
- I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
- I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at
first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its
- I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from
you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
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